Thursday, June 22, 2006

How many monkeys does it take to...?

Open head, insert oatmeal. I thought today was going to be a good day. Really. I was wrong. I was wrong and its only 11am. Dammit. I hate being wrong!

Is my glass half-full or half-empty? Uh, what glass? Oh, you mean the one I just had to pee in? Even that had a hole in it!

Reality is when you "wake up" from a nightmare and realize you were never asleep.
Harsh reality is being surrounded by tons of people and still being alone.

Mimi: You stopped taking your medicine didnt you!
(yikes!)

No comments: