A friend sent me a link to a website with this article. I had to post it on my blog. I disagree completely with the first statement, at least where desi guys are concerned. Nothing, and I mean NOTHING scares a desi guy more than a girl showing interest in him. I dont even mean, his family, hobbies, job, thoughts, etc. I mean a desi girl simply saying Salaam and the freaking idiot desi guy HAS NO FUCKING CLUE IN HELL how to answer... whether he wants to answer for fear it may translate into, "Will you marry me?" I mean FOR GODS SAKE, its a salutation, not a crime! This is why I seriously think desi guys love to be hated and mistreated by their wives.
Anyway, read the list and decide what you think.
1. Ignore Them. This is by far the number one method because isolation is the worst torture that any human being can be put through. Seriously, it’s used by armies and terrorists to get information from those people that are the hardest to crack. Want someone out of your life, just ignore them.
2. Describe The Future. All couples love to live into a future together. Tell her about how she’ll be scrubbing your floors while you’re out at the strip club. Tell him how he’ll be changing the diapers while you’re out on dates.
3. Flirt With Every Waiter. Tactfully operate your flirting execution in such a way that you cannot be openly accused for this flirtation. If confronted about it simply accuse your partner of being jealous and overbearing. Continue to flirt.
4. Cause Nightly Ruckus. No matter how patient or understanding your partner is, you’ll be able to wear their patience thin if they’re exhausted. Enable this by keeping them up at night with loud television and other noises.
5. Describe Your Type. Describe the physical features and personality qualities of your ideal mate to your partner. Make it very clear, without actually saying it, that non of the characteristics you list are a part of your partners persona.
6. Don’t Replace The Emptiness. The empty toilet paper roll, the empty shampoo bottle, the empty milk carton — all things that you should leave empty after you’ve used them.
7. Forgetfulness. You can blame it on old age when you’ve forgotten their birthday, your anniversaries, or any other special occasions. In fact, don’t even show up for them.
8. Be Discrete- Not. Make sure that when you’re telling your friends about how bad your think your relationship is that your partner can hear you. Not when they’re right in front of you, but just out of site of course.
9. Go Abroad. Go overseas for a few months without writing or calling. Certainly don’t invite your partner when you vacation with friends. Send them pictures of you with people of the opposite sex.
10. Talk. That’s right, instead of ignoring them, do lots of talking. In fact, you should talk a lot, and listen very little.
Reference: http://www.lifehack.org/articles/communication/10-ways-to-commit-relationship-suicide.html
2 comments:
If you are in a relationship with a desi guy and you pull that crap above, then he'll shoot you, cause it'll be about his 'honour', hehe. Though, if you are not comitted or anything then it'll be a sort of attraction or turn on, cause guys want to have what they cannot have, or think they can't have. So it's psychological.
--Nightingale
Nothing, and I mean NOTHING scares a desi girl more than a guy showing interest in her, as well, it seems :)
this is one comment that won't get approved, but you don't scare me.
I scare you :P
BOO!
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