(Disclaimer: Put down your weapons! I didnt say Allah (swt) is female; I said He isnt male)
5.) The world is created with too much detail: everything matches and makes sense.
4.) You cant always see Allah (swt), but you know He's there. You can see a man but know for sure he's not all there.
3.) Allah (swt) can handle the truth. Men loathe it.
Vietnam war veteran, lost his left eye and left leg in war, finds out his wife's home-made upside down pineapple cake is a Betty Crocker original and cries for two whole days. THE MAN FOUGHT IN A WAR! ...couldnt handle the truth.
2.) Allah (swt)'s world will end one day iA. A man's world ends often, particularly after football season and having to eat leftovers.
1.) Allah (swt) created a world that still works. Practically everything that is man-made has been recalled at one point or another.
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lol. This is cute. Did you come up with it yourself?
(from Ahsan)
Cme on!!! we are not that different...
BTW, like to share a joke- AND THIS IS JUST JUST A JOKE GUYS!!!
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The Directions Thing
One day three men were walking along and came upon a large raging, violent river. They needed to get to the other side, but had no idea of how to do it. The first man prayed to GOD saying, "Please, GOD, give me the strength to cross this river." Poof! GOD gave him big arms and strong legs, and he was able to swim across the river in about two hours.
Seeing this, the second man prayed to GOD saying, "Please, GOD, give me the strength and ability to cross this river." Poof! GOD gave him a rowboat and he was able to row across the river in about an hour.
The third man had seen how this worked out for the other two, so he also prayed to GOD saying, "Please, GOD, give me the strength, ability and intelligence to cross this river." And, poof! GOD turned him into a woman.
She looked at the map, then walked across the bridge.
Reading that put a smile on my face, so thanks!! :)
First time visit to your cool blog. Will be back again!
That was funny! The last one cracked me up!!
By the way, about your last post on "He Sniffed Me" was hilarious!!! Was the guy really dressed in a Santa Claus suit? For a moment I thought you were in Toronto cuz we have a paagal man who roams the streets of Toronto and lives on the Subway train (literally) he wears a Santa Clause suit and says the creepiest things! One time he charged toward the train door screaming and then held it open saying "I'm only flexing my muscles" we were all just looking at each other speechless.
Aisha: yes I came up with this myself. :)
Totally Frank: im glad you like my blog. :)
Enyur: no he wasnt suited up as Santa, but he had this beard and potbelly that was very convincing. Your Santa Claus imposter seems uber scary! :)
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