Thursday, May 03, 2007

Top 10 Halal & Haram Songs

1. Everybody must get stoned. - Bob Dylan/Ayatollah Khomeini
2. On the Sunni side of the street. - Various/Abu Musab Zarqawi
3. The train in Spain lies mainly on the slain. - Julie Andrews/OBL
4. Hello Mullah, hello Fatwa. - Alan Sherman
5. Yasser, that's my baby. - Various/ Jacques Chirac
6. Taqiyya Sunrise. - The Eagles/Keysar Trad/Waleed Ali
7.You can leave your hijab on. - Joe Cocker/Cat Stevens/John Howard
8. Pub with no beer. - Slim Dusty/Sharia Council
9. Baby you can bomb my car. - Beatles/Mujahedeen
10. (Removed for being over the top)

Top 10 Haram songs

1. I don't like Moslems. - Boomtown Rats/Dhimmis
2. I wanna hold your ham. - Beatles/Apostates
3. Guantanamo Bay. - Christina Aguilera/The Glove Puppets/Harry Potter/Interrogators
4. Sisters are doin' it for themselves. - Annie Lennox & Aretha Franklin/Asra Nomani
5. Days of wine and roses. - Various/Infidels
6. Young Americans. - David Bowie/Najis
7. We don't see eye to eyeslit. - Mike and the Mechanics/Kaffirs
8. Love for sale. - Cole Porter/The Sex Workers
9. Glad to be Gay - Tom someone or other/Freddie Mercury/Reg Dwight/Najis
10. Die, Mister Mujahedeen-man. - Bob Dylan/The Non-Idiotarians

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