SOCIALISM:
You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor.
COMMUNISM:
You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.
FASCISM:
You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.
NAZISM:
You have 2 cows. The Government takes both and shoots you.
BUREAUCRATISM:
You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the otherand throws the milk away...
TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM:
You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies,andthe economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
AN AMERICAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cowdropped dead.
A FRENCH CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
A JAPANESE CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create aclever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them Worldwide.
A GERMAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You reengineer them so they live for 100 years, eatonce amonth, and milk themselves.
A BRITISH CORPORATION:
You have two cows. Both are mad.
AN ITALIAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. You break forlunch.
A RUSSIAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. Youcount them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again andlearn you have 2 cows.You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.
A SWISS CORPORATION:
You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. You charge others forstoring them.
A CHINESE CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim fullemployment,high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reportedthe numbers.
AN ARKANSAS CORPORATION:
You have two cows. That one on the left is kinda cute...
AN ISRAELI CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You mate them and have more cows. Then you rent them and charge double interest.
(ok so what if its gay... I tried.)
AN INDIAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You worship them and die of hunger.
A PAKISTANI CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You eat one for lunch and one for dinner, then blame India for lack of ground beef.
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PHILLY CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You slaughter them both to make cheesesteaks. After a week, you're out of cows and business.
IRVINE CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You send them to the gym for 2 hours every night. A month later you have bulemic cows with zero percent body fat that no longer lactate.
FEMINIST CORPORATION:
You have two cows. They both agree to produce a gallon of milk each day. Three weeks later, there's no milk. They claim you didn't communicate effectively. The kitchen is also a mess and the laundry remains unfolded.
JUNGLEY CORPORATION:
You have two cows. No one milks them: too busy arguing MAC vs PC and watching shows like "Who's Lunghi is it Anyway???" to do anything else of substance.
IDEALISM: You have two cows. You get married and your partner milks them. (If only! But yea, I Google'd that one)
BLOGGER CORPORATION:
You have one cow. You don't know if it can produce milk or not and it refuses to tell. Any questions asked conveniently jam in the moderation queue. Tired of working overtime, a competing blogger reveals this cow to be deceptive. That cow is never heard from again and the town goes hungry.
BOLLYWOOD CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You dress them up nice. Have a dance sequence in the park around trees and one in the rain. What does this have to do with cows anymore?
ITWAAR CORPORATION:
You have two cows. Open for business all days except those ending in -day.
UNMOTIVATED BLOG READERS CORPORATION:
You have some cows...let someone else count and milk them.
No one else wants to take a stab at it?
GOT SLEEP? CORPORATION:
You have two cows. Zzzz...
A BANKING CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You title them Financial Analyst, make them work 80 hrs a week and ask them to milk themselves during the weekend. Then you invest in futures contract on dairy products and make profit.
CRICKETER CORPORATION
You have two cows. They're really tired, have bad knees, need surgery yet mean, cricketers play them non-stop in matches and make them do running drills down the length of pitches. Bechara cows. They need a break, too.
SAN FRANCISCO CORPORATION:
You have two cows. Both are Gay.
Collingwood Catch
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WMEXP4G9sM
FABULOUS FARAH CORPORATION:
You have two cows, or something 4-legged, somwhere.. Im too fabulous to finish this.
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