10) When you realize your version of the perfect man is the one you'd never want to meet, let alone talk to, ever.
9. ) When your parents tell you they never wanted children.
8. ) When you realize that by the year 2037 you will have had a crush on everyone in the world...twice.
7. ) When your nephew asks, "Where's Farah Khala's husband?"
6. ) When you find out your ex's girlfriend is hotter than you.
5. ) When your mother employs a witch doctor to figure out why you're not married yet.
4. ) When your father tells you you have an accent when you speak english.
3. ) When your white friends try and hook you up with everyone and everything brown.
2. ) When your fallback plan announces his engagement.
1. ) When you meet your 7th grade teacher with your 18 year old sister and she asks, "Is this your daughter?"
9. ) When your parents tell you they never wanted children.
8. ) When you realize that by the year 2037 you will have had a crush on everyone in the world...twice.
7. ) When your nephew asks, "Where's Farah Khala's husband?"
6. ) When you find out your ex's girlfriend is hotter than you.
5. ) When your mother employs a witch doctor to figure out why you're not married yet.
4. ) When your father tells you you have an accent when you speak english.
3. ) When your white friends try and hook you up with everyone and everything brown.
2. ) When your fallback plan announces his engagement.
1. ) When you meet your 7th grade teacher with your 18 year old sister and she asks, "Is this your daughter?"
1 comment:
6 and 3...been there.
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